The hypothesis
People who spend all day being careful with numbers might enjoy wearing something that is not careful about anything.
The method
Write the joke. Print the joke on a heavy garment-dyed tee. See whether anybody buys the joke.
The results
Pending. This is drop one. If nobody buys anything, that is also a result and it will be reported honestly, because the person running this has strong feelings about reporting results honestly.
Who is behind it
One actuarial science student who thought the profession could use merchandise that is not a polo shirt with a firm's logo on it.
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Go on then
The shirts are not going to buy themselves. That would violate several assumptions.
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