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The Drop

Drop one. Graphics on the front, the joke stays in the copy.

A serious chart with one deeply unserious observation in it.

999 materials and nowhere to build.

Oil on canvas, c. 1503. Hangs in no museum.

Blocks, mobs, and one villager who has never heard of a demand curve. Fan-made and not affiliated with Mojang or Microsoft.

Didn't even check. Still landed it.

Low frequency. Catastrophic severity. Unhedged.

Prices set by vibes. Demand curve ignored entirely.

The wordmark run. For people who will explain the joke unprompted.

He ran the numbers. You are wearing the numbers.

Point estimate 105%. The interval does include 100%.

A modest claim, rigorously defended.

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The expected value of owning all of them is very high.