How does this get made?
Every shirt is printed when you order it, by a print-on-demand partner, and shipped straight to you. Nothing is sitting in a garage. It means a few extra days before it ships and it means we never bin a box of unsold 4XLs.
How long does it take?
Two to five business days to print, then normal shipping on top. If you need it for a specific date, order with more room than you think.
What are the shirts?
Comfort Colors 1717 garment-dyed cotton for the main line. Heavy, soft, and they fade properly rather than going thin.
Sizing?
Unisex and true to size. If you are between sizes and want it roomy, size up - garment-dyed cotton shrinks a little on the first wash.
Returns?
If it arrives damaged, misprinted or the wrong item, send a photo and it gets replaced or refunded, no argument. Because each shirt is made for your order specifically, we cannot take back a correctly printed shirt just because it did not land - so please check the size chart.
Are the reviews on the site real?
No. They are jokes. If we ever put real ones up they will be marked as real, because putting fake reviews on a store and letting people think they are genuine is a properly bad thing to do.
Is this a real company?
It is a real store that will really take your money and really send you a shirt. It is run by one student. Manage expectations accordingly.
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Size guide
Garment measurements, laid flat, in inches. Add an inch or two if you like it loose.
| Size | Chest (in) | Length (in) |
|---|---|---|
| S | 18 | 28 |
| M | 20 | 29 |
| L | 22 | 30 |
| XL | 24 | 31 |
| 2XL | 26 | 32 |
| 3XL | 28 | 33 |
| 4XL | 30 | 34 |