Ordering
Placing an order is an offer to buy. It is accepted when the order is confirmed by email. Prices are in US dollars.
Made to order
Every item is printed for your specific order. That is why we cannot accept returns on a correctly printed item in the size you chose - please use the size guide.
If something is wrong
Damaged, misprinted or wrong item: send a photo within 30 days and it is replaced or refunded. No argument.
Delivery
Two to five business days to print, then carrier time on top. Delays at the carrier are outside our control.
The jokes
Slogans are jokes. Star ratings shown on this site are jokes. Nothing here is financial, actuarial or professional advice, and buying a shirt does not make you an actuary.
Who runs this
A sole trader in Wisconsin, United States. Questions to carter@actuallyactuary.com.